FUNKITA – Ladies Diamond Back One Piece Planet Funky

‘I’m the OG Funkita one piece that has been around since day dot and without bragging, continue to remain the most popular style. 

With fabric panels across the back I’ll make you feel secure and supported across the bust and shoulders. 

My double bind straps over the shoulders provide added comfort and support while swimming.

I’ll provide you with a nice, modest rear coverage to keep your peaches snug while swimming along.

I’ve got additional front lining and superior construction to be your perfect training companion for years to come.

Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

In preparation for our impending departure from Earth to colonise Mars, we thought we’d get in early to prepare the club swimwear for the first Mars Swim Team. Sure the first colonisers will be busy setting up the oxygen supplies, controlling the extreme weather conditions, developing sustainable food supplies, yadi yada, but building a pool and getting a squad together has got to be a priority. Why else is NASA so keen to see if they can find water on Mars?’